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Batman Got Run Over By The Joker Batman got run over by the Joker, Cycling down the road at ramming speed, You can say that Batman is the hero, But as for me, he’s the guy we don’t need! He’d been drinking too much vodka As his alias Bruce Wayne And he’d left his cycling license As you know, that always is a real pain When they found him on the pavement They all thought that he was dead He had cuts along his cheekbones And a silly pair of ears upon his head! Now we’re all so proud of Joker, He’s been taking it real well! See him dancing in the sidewalk Blowing half of Harvey’s face from here